I had a couple dreams last night, and I actually remembered enough of them for long enough to write this. This is unusual. I've been having really weird fucked up dreams for a couple months, but they're usually gone by the time I get from my bed to the bathroom in the morning.
I could walk on water, or even skate on water, but if I stood on a cafeteria tray that was floating, I'd sink to the bottom.
There was a terrible snowstorm that covered the globe, everyone was scared and worried. I had a kazoo with markings on the side (much like the loading lines on the side of a cargo ship, but more like a submarine) to show the snow depth, but it only said 1". I kept wanting to look at the weather on the TV to see if I'd be able to go for a bike ride that afternoon, but the TV was all the way in the living room, and I was in the kitchen, so I didn't go.
I have no idea what any of this means.
I could walk on water, or even skate on water, but if I stood on a cafeteria tray that was floating, I'd sink to the bottom.
There was a terrible snowstorm that covered the globe, everyone was scared and worried. I had a kazoo with markings on the side (much like the loading lines on the side of a cargo ship, but more like a submarine) to show the snow depth, but it only said 1". I kept wanting to look at the weather on the TV to see if I'd be able to go for a bike ride that afternoon, but the TV was all the way in the living room, and I was in the kitchen, so I didn't go.
I have no idea what any of this means.