... But certainly don't take any responsibility for your own defense!

[milktree]

www.boston.com/boston-police-urge-awareness-after-rash-robberies-involving-cellphones (URL abbreviated)

I love these gems:

If you are being robbed, comply with the robber’s demands. Make a mental note of as much descriptive information as possible. After a robbery, try to remember which direction the robber fled in, their license plate number, type and color of vehicle, and type of weapon displayed. Call 911 immediately.

especially the part about "call 911 immediately"... with your stolen cell phone.

Oh, right, and don't forget your rape whistle.